Martin Feld

The Hordes of Wynyard instagram.com/p/3bNDJsScaR/

@insightSBS Non-stop smiling and nodding during a date is a pretty sure sign, methinks.

Women love organisation… aha! Perfect venue for first date: Howard’s Storage World. #insightsbs

No matchmaking/eHarmony, my girlfriend and I got to know each other through F’book. Really helped, chance to converse at length #insightsbs

Detailing one’s car before a first date is a sure sign of commitment and passion. #insightsbs

@natashakandilas @VagaTweets Thanks for tweeting this, saw it the other day, forgot where, yay! Great message.

“Solid stats!” Ha! This guy is hilarious. #insightsbs

Speed-dating as charity… brilliant. #insightsbs

“Apple announces WWDC Keynote Live Stream for June 8th, updates Apple TV channel” via @9to5mac 9to5mac.com/2015/06/01/app…

Hilarious mix of matchmakers, especially this guy! #insightsbs

@Nikon_FX @TimWilson752 @billfeld63 They always seem to have knives in their mouths… :)

“Giving up on Google” via @iMore imore.com/giving-up-on-g…

@Nikon_FX @TimWilson752 @billfeld63 So much effort in these covers…

You’re right @tim_cook, it helps you live a better day. Truly an awesome device and I couldn’t live without it now. t.co/ItNu5inqs…

I’m on a serious coffee-buzz right now. What an excellent day it is. Thank you for your attention.

@NatCookVB Good to find you on Twitter! Hilarious display at CeMAT this year. The way you related volleyball to forklifts was impressive. :)

Insanely spot-on article: #Google I/O 2015 sets a low bar for #Apple’s WWDC to leap” via @appleinsider appleinsider.com/articles/15/05…

#Apple Continues to Provide Top-Rated Tech Support on Strength of Genius Bar, via @MacRumors macrumors.com/2015/05/29/app…

@australiagerman Very annoying… I look forward to hearing more in the office.

“Tim Cook donates 50,000 shares of Apple stock to charity” mit @iMore imore.com/tim-cook-donat…

@debritz @PizzaHutAus @FOURNTWENTY Haha it’s brilliant, but if it’s not still here, you could make it yourself I suppose… :)

Whoever came up with this monstrous freak-show deserves a serious promotion. #PizzaHut instagram.com/p/3Vzz_DycRN/

@natashakandilas thinks I look like this emoji. instagram.com/p/3Vcdu7ycSX/

Sub-standard coffee time! :) (@ McDonald’s Family Restaurants) on #Yelp yelp.com.au/biz/mcdonalds-…

Melbourne Ska Orchestra at the Sydney Opera House with the lovely @natashakandilas instagram.com/p/3TwxQJScTf/