Martin Feld

@henryhornsby A fave from Fünke: “Michael, you really are quite the Cupid… you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time”.

@henryhornsby Couldn’t have said it better myself. #anoblechoice

Yes, get rid of it. Australia cannot control its own alcohol consumption. Alcohol is hegemonic and this needs to be reversed. #qanda

@myfanwygrace @OliverRietberge Haha are you there in le studio?

Let’s wipe le leadership clean and start again… Gillard: uninspiring and somewhat incompetent, Abbott: a bit scary, Milne: boring. #qanda

We’ve covered this, it was offensive and unacceptable, let’s move on to another topic now. #qanda

@natashakandilas What would you do to meet him?

@triplejplays Ahhhh… this is the song, yes?

Great article to read if you’re an Apple hater… you might learn something! appleinsider.com/articles/13/06…

They sure are hospitable… (@ Shellharbour Public Hospital) 4sq.com/10mDg0q

Ah yes… more books… (@ University of Wollongong - @uow__) 4sq.com/167YFZI

I’m at JB Hi-Fi (Wollongong, NSW) 4sq.com/11ptshi

An honourable lunch… (@ Hideaway Cafe) 4sq.com/1aglGNw

@natashakandilas The shake with peanut butter is very strong, nice…

@natashakandilas We can’t everything… I’d love a peanut butter hot chocolate right now from San Churro, but alas! Busy!

@natashakandilas Sharing with others so it was only pizza… I’m going to weep…

@natashakandilas MY APOLOGIES!!! ‘Twas excellent though…

OH YEAH excellent sandwiches to excellent pizza… Gong McExcellence #workbreak #annoyingoveruseofsocialmedia 4sq.com/19BWm5P

“Really quick service, reasonably-priced sandwiches! Go for the marinated…” @ Nutrition Super Sandwich: 4sq.com/145WWmh #foursquare

OH YEAH best sandwiches in the Gong… (@ Nutrition Super Sandwich) 4sq.com/17agLz0

Try to Survive the Hilarious Dumb Ways to Die via @MacHashNews machash.com/appstorm/71020…

McWorkies (at @MAC1Australia) 4sq.com/12vlF6G

World’s Creepiest-looking Album, ‘Kveikur’, Secured… instagram.com/p/aiqXE9ScTS/

Copy of ‘Kveikur’ secured… ooohhh yes…

Classic dad moments: just heard a father in town tell his kids to wipe their dirty mouths on their sleeves. Mum won’t be happy.