Martin Feld

25 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Your glee is most pleasing. #noblecred

25 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Your place in my court is secured #noblecred

25 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Your supplication is most adequate!

25 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby You bet! I cracked up.

25 Apr 2012

Haha love the new #noblecred bio… very funny.

24 Apr 2012

#noblecred = happiness

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby I thank thou for thy McComplimentary tweets. FAREWELL!

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby No prob, well I’ll let you go and we shall tweet about nobility again in le future.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby I’m glad to have made you so McHappy.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby …then you could put it on your licence I suppose…

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby MY MIND…

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby No prob. I lost it when I found out about it.

24 Apr 2012

@IamBiffTannen SOUNDS EXCELLENT! I’d have the Coldplay album first.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby They send you an official deed, identification card, information on the land and a document to sign, proving your nobility.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Never fear… you are on the road to nobility! (Just to sound patronising…)

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Here’s le site: highlandtitles.com

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Oh you don’t have any obligation to go there, and the land is tiny. It’s all for ‘noble cred’.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Hahaha… thank you kind sir. You can buy yourself a lordship if you wish. Scottish plots are up for sale on the Web.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby HA! SUCCESS! A blanket was brought to me. I didn’t even have to get up.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby Thank you… Wollongong weather has turned nasty.

24 Apr 2012

@LeftArmOrtho Oh well, time for me to calm down with some comedy.

24 Apr 2012

@henryhornsby YOU ARE WISE. Blanket it is!

24 Apr 2012

@LeftArmOrtho Too right, she was incredibly insular.

24 Apr 2012

@LeftArmOrtho Andy the economist is the most eloquent of the lot. Everyone else is too emotional.

24 Apr 2012

It’s freezing and I’m wearing shorts. Too lazy to put on long pants and socks. #firstworldproblems