Martin Feld

@hamishNews I’m with you there… not sure if I can bear hearing Lleyton say ‘Joekovic’ anymore… #AusOpen

The greatest honour: being a Rod Laver Arena towel boy #7sport

#7sport Distracted from the epic tennis by a preview of an upcoming ‘Today Tonight’… China’s taking over Australia?! That’s real news…

@mitch_1211 Master of Accents

@mitch_1211 (In a different accent) “This is King Nakeem here… COME OUT OR BE EXECUTED!”.

@mitch_1211 HAHAHA ZIS PIE IS VERY NICE!!!

@mitch_1211 No no no!

@mitch_1211 HE VERY EXCITE!

@mitch_1211 JACK NICHOLSON BREAK THE BANK!!!

@mitch_1211 Excellent response… ANZ sponsoring you?

@mitch_1211 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

@mitch_1211 You hate it?! I can’t get enough! January is the best month of the year!

@mitch_1211 LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE’S DEAD…

@mitch_1211 I HOPE YOU’RE WATCHING THE #AusOpen @mitch_1211 ! Bring back some year nine Aces Tennis memories…

Yes Channel 7, #fango sounds ever so wonderful! Must get on that!

@JamesCoyne YEP! BEDTIME CAN WAIT! Get started on the coffee.

@JamesCoyne Already started my mass coffee consumption… I’m sure it will be a big mistake!

IT’S GOING TO BE A LOOOOOOOONG NIGHT… #AusOpen

@VolkMajka You will buy a Mac laptop for work.

The entire family now uses iPhones with perfectly synchronising iCloud accounts. TOTAL DOMINATION… MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

AAARRRGGGHHHAAA!!! Some of our best work there @VolkMajka …

@VolkMajka How long did you spend typing that tweet?

@VolkMajka Welcome back to Twitter Billy-Boy!

iCloud touts 85 million users! imore.com/2012/01/24/app…

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