Martin Feld

@mitch_1211 DO NOT MOCK ME! It makes no sense… I did almost nothing for a week, and my score increased by four points. Now it falls!

MINOR MELTDOWN PEOPLE! I continue to have interesting and memorable conversations with people through social media yet my Klout score falls!

@mitch_1211 Anyway sorry, but off to McBeddies now McMitch! Fare ye well!

@mitch_1211 Jocular… one of the best words ever.

@mitch_1211 @neg_spiral You are too kind Duncan… no really I should refrain.

@mitch_1211 @neg_spiral I should know better than to tweet about politics.

@Neg_Spiral Yeah absolutely, I just meant officially, through the ballot, as a ‘tick the box’-style option.

@Neg_Spiral That’s fair enough!

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you bag America and its consumerism yet insist on having an iPhone… THAT’S ME!!!

@JamesCoyne Why McThank you! Pleasure chatting… I must sleep. Hope to annoy you in the Twittersphere again soon.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you compare each new AAMI advertisement girl to the previous ones.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you think crocs are a good look at various social events.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you think the Prime Minister was actually elected by the citizenry.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you bag Today Tonight and ACA yet watch them.

#TwitterPeopleILove = @Wil_Anderson … endless hilarity.

@JamesCoyne Oooh you’ve got me there… now I’m reconsidering attacking the tube of Pringles in the pantry. Thank you for your guidance!

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen chucking a fascinator on your head for Melbourne Cup Day is the highest cultural point of the year.

@JamesCoyne Be happy… food is life!

Thanks for following @jamescoyne ! I shall try not to be too forceful in my future culinary suggestions.

@JamesCoyne Just do it. You could be eating pizza right now.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you claim ‘Packed to the Rafters’ is a good TV show.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you actually think Holden and Ford are fully Australian companies.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you go for a burnout in your fully sick Honda Civic but then call everyone else in the neighbourhood ‘bogans’.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you roll your eyes at Daryl Somers.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you shout at #qanda on ABC TV, yet return every Monday to watch it.