Martin Feld

@JaneCaro Loving your #youknowyoureAustralianwhen tweets… our television really can be bad at times!

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you say: “Not happy Jan”.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you actually think pavlova is a decent food.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you complain about reality television and grocery prices yet watch MasterChef and visit Coles.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you lecture your children for binge drinking whilst underage, then get plastered in front of them.

#youknowyoureAustralianwhen you hate the inability to distinguish Aussie and Kiwi accents, but say Americans and Canadians sound the same

#YouKnowYoureAustralianWhen you say: “I’m not racist, but…”.

#YouKnowYoureAustralianWhen you shorten every word in the English language and chuck an ‘o’ on the end.

Two episodes of #Seinfeld tonight = pure happiness

Reminiscing about a great dinner… #chorizo t.co/LMNngJjt

Surfer nearly swallowed by feeding whales : World News Australia on SBS shar.es/b9BHL

Here Comes Apple’s Real Thermonuclear War Against Google cultofmac.com/128254/here-co… via @cultofmac

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@mitch_1211 Thanks for posting to Tumblr! Very funny! Ha!

@mitch_1211 It feels like a larger, more complicated, cheap knock-off, where you have to restore the whole phone to use another account.

@mitch_1211 Well done with the reason! Yes I’ve had a go at it.

@mitch_1211 Bill is currently trying the Samsung Galaxy S II. Feel free to give him heaps.

@mitch_1211 Yes I’d much prefer ten straight hours of electronica.

An excellent playlist. YES TO COLDPLAY!!! itun.es/iLX9Tw #iTunes

likes the playlist Part of the Perfect Playlist by Tunika Onnekikami on Ping itun.es/iLX9TR #iTunes

Very cute video… parents eat their kids' Halloween candy… youtube.com/watch?v=_YQpbz…

I just ousted @tazfuck as the mayor of Illawarra Performing Arts Centre Theatre on @foursquare! 4sq.com/ddiDRf

@mitch_1211 @incredi_bill Yes thank God it finished hours ago!

@incredi_bill AHA AHNYES! YOU LIKE A THIS? PLEASE, YOU LOOK ON HIM!

@incredi_bill Retina-burning red or emo black. We’re being served by a butterfly-shoe-wearing, mop-head girl in a vibrant, purple outfit.